Check Out These Puppies In SxePhil's Face And Massages!

Phil DeFranco gets mauled by dogs! Well, little Shitzus in little doggie sweaters lick the crap outta sxephil's face. Basically, Phil tells us about getting a massage and how his hot girlfriend Lindsay talked him into getting a Thai massage one time and how he got stomped by little old Thai ladies. Phil is a little more partial to the Swedish massage - anything involving blond nordic beauties touching my body in a familiar way would be quite high on my list of things to do before I shuffle off this mortal coil.

And he asks the eternal question: What did you want to be when you grew up? Me, I wanted to be a lawyer or a dinosaur. Now I'm a YouTube Blogger. Who knew?



Liked seeing Phil profess to a little cross-border love for his Canadian viewers and then showing the G20 beatdown. Gotta love how the cops waited til the protesters were done singing "O Canada" before they bum rushed them off the streets.

And Mel Gibson speaks his mind yet again. LOVED the line about Paul McCartney's ex Heather Mills!