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IT'S HERE! It's here! It's the Wheezy Shoe. Long rumored, but now a reality, Wheezy Waiter has come through with the latest in epic footware. Well, it's a nice shoe. After some epic eagle battling, Wheezy unveiled the Wheezy Show, complete with "Wheezyisms" ~ a Beardlovers beard on the back heel, a nice suble explosion on the side, fake alligator skin on the side (fake because he doesn't want a grumpy gator in his alligator pit; grumply gators don't eat clones fast enough). And it looks like they come in black too. You can buy them at tweakfootwear.com or just go there to check out the Wheezy Shoes and bask in the beardy goodness. One other thing, you have to watch Wheezy's handstand video from yesterday (not the 49th handstand, his 48th). Why, because you are in BIG TROUBLE! Or maybe you're not. This is a particularly good handstand video and not just because of the epic hand stand. Wheezy has some words of encouragement. Good advice f...

Wonders if the Wheezy Waiter "Opinion Cam" will be a thing or not. I vote yea. And how does he get all those people into his apartment? I hadn't noticed that Wheezy doesn't talk about sports. That's a whole other can of worms (isn't that a weird phrase? Who would want a can of worms, let alone want to open said can?). He could talk about great bearded sports figures, but as he said that would probably not be gender-equitable because there aren't very many women in sports with beards (I'm trying very hard not to insert a tasteless joke here about Eastern European Olympic teams from the 1970s because this blog has a large following in eastern Europe. Well there's that one dude in Germany. Guten Tag, Wolfgang!). But back to Wheezy's video. His cousin-in-law, we'll call him "James" (saved a lot of time there) does music. Here's the link to his website: musicjames.com sent Wheezy a picture of a beard with a man attached. ...

Bet you didn't know that Eric Stoltz was the first choice to play Marty McFly in the Back To The Future movies did you? If you did then you're a die-hard Michael J. Fox (or Eric Stoltz) fan, and if you didn't neener, neener. And there's a special guest host filling in for Wheezy. Bet you'll never guess who it is. And no, it's not Craig with a wig. He also covers all the hoopla about Frito-Lay going back to the old bio-degradable chip bag (there was hoopla? Did I miss the hoopla?) And there is an update on the new shoe he is asking viewers to help design. I keep coming back to something like Air Jordans, but with a twist - I'm thinking because Craig has asthma, they should be called "Air Wheezys" and they should have a puffer instead of an air pump - just in case he has any problem with his breathing. Because breathing is his thing. Doh! Hate that eagle! With his smug flying and cool, wingding lettering. Are you confused about what this who...