Bradshaw's Blog

Did you know it was Apple Day in the UK? Probably not if you don't live there - and if you do live there and didn't know , for shame! Apple Day is the day in the United Kingdom when if you say the magic words "Apple Me", an apple will fall as if by magic. Go ahead and try it. Jeez, it doesn't work 364 of the other days of the year, you will have to wait until next year to try it. Bummer, right? Did you confuse wheezywaiter 's British face with his Banjo face too? And I would like to be the first to toast your forthcoming nuptials with Scarlett Johansson or should I say Scarlett Benzine? (You'll get that if you know Wheezy's real name). I almost got my nuptials toasted once, but that was just because I was standing a little too close to a campfire, but that's a story for another time. According to Wheezy, viewers have asked that he go to the zoo (the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago). Just in case you don't know, if you go to Wheezy's You...

It's Explosion Wednesday!! Well, it might not be wednesday when you read this, so it will be that much more of a surprise. I don't know if I'm going to make random Explosion Wednesday videos from Wheezy Waiter a thing or not. We'll have to see how it goes. Craig read that someday the sun may expand and possibly engulf the earth, but by that time he and his viewers will likely be all gone - unless he uses his clone machine to keep on living by having another Wheezy taking his place when he kicks off. That's a scary thought, not just because of the thought of an Wheezy Waiter running around forever and ever, but because of the degradation factor. Think about it: every time he clones himself the resulting clone would be "off" just a touch. After a million years he might be all beard and no scalp hair! And be stuck with the banjo face (see 1:43 lol). And in case you missed it, here's his last video called "I Love It When The Coffee's Done...