10 Rules To Survive The Coming Zombie Apocalypse According To Kimmitalks

Have you put any thought or preparation into how you might survive an onslaught of the evil undead? Here are a couple of videos from kimmitalks with some hard and fast rules on what you need to survive a zombie apocalypse.



Do you agree with her ideas in this video? I have to agree about her first rule about not following a crowd. It would be somewhat easier for a hungry flesh-munching dead guy to infiltrate a large crowd and pick off an unsuspecting stragler with a few well-placed bites in the confusion of everyone rushing around. Not to mention being dragged off if you are on the sidelines of a very large group, so stay low and keep wary.

Lol at the part where she's talking about burning zombies with a flame-thrower. "Ah, no! A hoard of 50 flaming zombies coming at you! Noooo!" Also, there's the fuel problem with a flame-thrower. They use a lot of fuel, so you don't want that as your primary weapon against a group of zombies. It might be good for short term combat, but not long fights.

The part about armor is good advice too because it slows you down considerably and if you have some swift movin' zombies pounce on you, you will not make it as they paw and pull off your armor. Maybe some chainmail or teflon, but not full body stuff because of the lack of mobility.

You might also want to pick up a copy of The Zombie Combat Manual: A Guide to Fighting the Living Dead, as well as these other books on battling zombies.

Kimmi split this "survival tutorial" into two clips because the length of her videos total about 10 minutes and two smaller vids are a bit more easily digested (that almost sounds like a bad zombie joke).



Being fleet of foot is also an attribute you want to have, so good running shoes is another priority. And keeping silent. You don't want to be talking loudly or shouting and making noises that will draw the attention of any nearby undead. So another reason to avoid chainsaws and cars.

I also liked the part where she's slams davedays for his "touchy-feely" attitude about those zombified people having rights and feelings lol. I think Dave would change his tune (lol music joke) immediately upon having a zombie trying to munch on his arm. How could he feel remorse for the evil undead if they are trying to eat him?

I think poor Dave is thinking in the wrong terms and while trying to reason with one zombie another would creep up and start chomping him. I think Dave may then end up needing the book Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead which starts off So, you've been bitten by a zombie? Bummer. and goes on to give some good zombie recipes, zombie fashion tips, skin-care techniques to help ward off "rotting flesh syndrome" and as an added bonus - dance steps for the motor-impaired. Hopefully not gonna happen, but sometimes ya gotta make do.

Kimmi also mentioned she has a new channel that you might want to subscribe to called kimmi and you can trade zombie tips with her on Twitter @KimmiSmiles.