Penguinz0 Gets All In A Lather About Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap

Well, I guess you have to admire the hustle.

Penguinz0 (aka Charlie) has gotten himself all worked up about the latest "trend" that has swept all the simps clamoring to stuff their hard-earned dollars into the hands of the latest version of the "It Girl" for a momentary amount of satisfaction or deluded themselves into thinking that by buying a bar of soap they've achieved passage into her inner sanctum of favor.

The soap is just a bar of Squatch soap endorsed by 27 year old actress Sydney Sweeney, but there's MORE! The bar of soap has, as Dr. Squatch describes it: SYDNEY'S BATHWATER BLISS. Made with Nature's finest ingredients, like Sand, Pine Bark Extract and "Sydney Sweeney's Bath Water". Um, sorry, but yuck. All of this soap has sold out and now eBay is the only option if you want some. Anyway, take a look at Charlie's commentary on Sweeney's entrepreneurial endeavor

Maybe they think she's now looking upon them with favor as they wave their receipts desperately trying to receive some sort of acknowledgment of their existence. Because after all, she's now back on the market as her plans of marriage with longtime BF Jonathan Davino are off the table.

That's unfortunate for Sweeney of course, but that just encourages the simps who now have that gleam of hope in their eyes and $8 in their hot little hands, so they wanna step up and buy her bathwater soap. Bars are even being sold on eBay for colossal markups and Charlie mentions some are even buying pictures of the soap at thirty dollars a pop. WTF?

Here's EntertainmentTonight's take on Sweeney's deal with Dr. Squatch.

Like Charlie mentions in his video above, this kinda reminds me of what Belle Delphine (still has 2.1 million subs but there's currently no content on her YouTube channel) did 5 years ago when she sold what was purportedly her bath water in jars (and no, I absolutely did not waste my money on this either). Here's a video from back in the day uploaded by Dolan Darker. This little scam took in a fair bit for Belle back in the day and even if you disagree with the characterization of this as a scam or not, it created quite the hoopla back in July 2019.

Since this happened (among other things) it appears Delphine has left YouTube but has? had? an OnlyFans account, but she's pretty much vanished online for the general public after her various stunts and a bag of moola under her arm.

On the other hand, Sydney Sweeney isn't going anywhere but has numerous acting gigs lined up. This bathwater soap deal is just an example of her marketing the sizzle of celebrity and helps get her even more on the radar of her target demo, which appears to be younger males.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but hopefully in the future, it'll be her acting skills one thinks of when you hear her name rather than just her physical attributes.