Ladies And Gentlemen Meet The Wheezy Shoe!
IT'S HERE! It's here! It's the Wheezy Shoe. Long rumored, but now a reality, Wheezy Waiter has come through with the latest in epic footware. Well, it's a nice shoe. After some epic eagle battling, Wheezy unveiled the Wheezy Show, complete with "Wheezyisms" ~ a Beardlovers beard on the back heel, a nice suble explosion on the side, fake alligator skin on the side (fake because he doesn't want a grumpy gator in his alligator pit; grumply gators don't eat clones fast enough). And it looks like they come in black too. You can buy them at tweakfootwear.com or just go there to check out the Wheezy Shoes and bask in the beardy goodness. One other thing, you have to watch Wheezy's handstand video from yesterday (not the 49th handstand, his 48th). Why, because you are in BIG TROUBLE! Or maybe you're not. This is a particularly good handstand video and not just because of the epic hand stand. Wheezy has some words of encouragement. Good advice f...