Wheezy In Seattle (There's A Tom Hanks Joke There Somewhere)
What in the world is Wheezy Waiter doing in Seattle you say? Well, like everyone does when they visit Seattle - pretend they are Morgan Freeman and hunt down serial killers. So, what's with the change of venue? Why is Wheezy Waiter in Seattle instead of his native habitat of Chicago? When did he learn to do such an awesome Kurt Cobain impression? Why am I asking all these questions? Well I think he's in Seattle with his band, ( Driftless Pony Club ) but I could be wrong. It could be that he needed to release his inner Morgan Freeman. All I know is that a sasquatch pit would be awesome and would explain why Big Foot is becoming so rare to find in the wild - they are all being held in pits by urban Seattletonians (Seattlites?). They can be hornery critters when messed with, as seen in those videos from Links Beef Jerky . And thumbs up for Wheezy barely getting under that doorway. I was as surprised as he was to see such a positive reaction from his studio audience to his...